Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category

Never Ask A Question You Don’t Know the Answer To | Kevin Hoffberg’s Blog

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me

Never Ask A Question You Don’t Know the Answer To | Kevin Hoffberg’s Blog.

Leadership is now the strongest marketing strategy

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Yelling with gusto used to be the best way to advertise your wares. There was plenty of media and if you had plenty of money, you were set.

Today, of course, yelling doesn’t work so well.

Seth’s Blog: Leadership is now the strongest marketing strategy.

The Receptionist Test – The Daily WTF

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

John was a lot less level-headed. His task should’ve been the simplest of all — the receptionist couldn’t print a document. Totally understandable when the printer is turned off and all of the lights on its display were totally dark. First, he hit Control+P, selected the printer, and clicked “OK,” and confirmed it wasn’t working. His solution? Hit Control+P harder to make sure the printer really felt it. For 20 minutes, he kept increasing the force of his typing and mouse clicks, finally pounding his fist on the desk and giving up.

The Receptionist Test – The Daily WTF.

What Sarah Palin Said to the World Leaders

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Kevin writes

Sarah Palin went to New York Today to rub shoulders with heads of state. It happens that I was in New York and I had a chance to listen in on the conversations . . .

“Uh huh, uh huh. Alvy, where did you say Columbia was again?”

“No way, I banned books too!”
“Me too! I so want to stone unbelievers!”
“By the way, I love your dress!”

:-)

Makeshift Innocence

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

Up in the trees

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

Blackholes and Revelations

Thursday, January 4th, 2007