Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me
Never Ask A Question You Don’t Know the Answer To | Kevin Hoffberg’s Blog.
Yelling with gusto used to be the best way to advertise your wares. There was plenty of media and if you had plenty of money, you were set.
Today, of course, yelling doesn’t work so well.
Seth’s Blog: Leadership is now the strongest marketing strategy.
John was a lot less level-headed. His task should’ve been the simplest of all — the receptionist couldn’t print a document. Totally understandable when the printer is turned off and all of the lights on its display were totally dark. First, he hit Control+P, selected the printer, and clicked “OK,” and confirmed it wasn’t working. His solution? Hit Control+P harder to make sure the printer really felt it. For 20 minutes, he kept increasing the force of his typing and mouse clicks, finally pounding his fist on the desk and giving up.
Kevin writes…
Sarah Palin went to New York Today to rub shoulders with heads of state. It happens that I was in New York and I had a chance to listen in on the conversations . . .
“Uh huh, uh huh. Alvy, where did you say Columbia was again?”
“No way, I banned books too!”
“Me too! I so want to stone unbelievers!”
“By the way, I love your dress!”
